In the spirit of one of my heroes, Liz Lemon, I present some recent deal breakers (the friendship edition).
But first, please watch this clip. You life will be better for it.
I'm at work and I take a side eye peek at my coworker's lunch. A slice of white bread, a slice of bologna, a slice of American cheese, topped off with another slice of white bread. The bread alone was enough to call it.
I'm a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. At the shower, the matron of honor mentioned that she went to an awesome Kid Rock concert recently. Then she followed with: next time, we totally should all go together.
Please note that these are just for kicks and giggles. I am friends with everyone (er, at least I try to be)