And then... they started dying.
Shh, don't tell Jason. This one (technically not a succulent) is his. See all the brown leaves and the overall droopy nature?
You may not notice in this one, but these poor stems can't even stand up straight. They're bending terribly and when I try to adjust the pot, it falls over because all the stems lean to one side. The color has also gotten funky, and ever more saddening, the waxy leaves are falling off. See further below for more evidence.
It's heartbreaking to watch. One by one, the little leaves shrivel up and then plummet to the soil below.