Jason: "Wow, 2.99 for a trash can! That's a good price."
Six months later...
Jason: "That trash can is 2.99! Wow... that's cheap!"
Me: "...Yep.... that's what you thought the last time you saw it."
In California by the tide pools
Me: "The tide is high but I'm holding on"
Jason: "Did you make those lyrics up?"
Me: "Nope, that's the song."
Jason, laughing: "I always thought it was, it's Friday night but I'm holding on."
Two months later on a Friday night....
Jason: "It's Friday night but I'm holding on!"
Me: "....You realize those aren't the right lyrics, right?"
Jason: "They're not??"